Brew me brew me double latte Make it strong and make it hot Take every espesso shot you got Cuz more than a little is less than a lot Get me iced Americano Thats what I like best I dont need a venti, grandes plenty Be a dear and get me twenty Champagne, just wont do it Cocaine, I blow right through it Sex or money might cause elation But I get off on caffeination Like it black and I like it strong If my hands arent shakin theres something wrong I don’t know their genus But the beans, they bring me such bliss Im thinking of drinking them intravenous Give me that hot stuff, mocha mud I want to feel lightning through my blood Love the buzz and I love the jolt If coffee were a deity Id join the cult How oh how can I construe The things Id do for a nice hot brew You might get burns in the 3rd degree If you ever offer me tea. ‘Cause I’d betray you for frape Id cut your spleen out for caffeine I’d Impale you on my stilleto, for a sip of some ristretto Id confess to murder on your behalf, even for a little decaf Id cheat and lie and beg and steal and probably kill you for espresso Im not addicted, till I get convicted Is this how you predicted the song to go? No? Oh. So. (Apropos.)
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I really like your hair alot. keep doing what your doing.
are you naked behind the guitar??
“I’d Impale you on my stiletto, for a sip of some ristretto….” I love this way too much (and especially your book).
Writing-Hannah, are you naked under that guitar, LOL, a naked guitar chick with pretty eyes, now how about that.
Apple Juice does that to me.
i like ur hair
loved this!
i’m sending this one to my friends at the beehive coffeehouse. awesome.
Perhaps America is a faster paced place… caffeine keeps you going
im not a coffee drinker but if its good enuf to kill for maybe i should lol
I am from Brazil and here we drink coffe. But I dont understand this american addiction to coffe !!!!
You are so cult!!!
I am glad to see you. I`ve mist you so much!!!
Hannah, you get better and better each time.
Dare I say it, I love you more than coffee
XD
<3
haha this is great!
another quick witty video love it your the best true entertainment
Oh….my…..god….
I think Im in love….
Especially since I was drinking coffee while watching this
Great job love!
are you a GWAR protege?
violet lips is missing
so awesome!!!!!!! LOVE IT <3
thank you for that one =)
I like it ;;;; and feel the same way… its good for your memory. and even and anti aging and helps kill free radicals, one thing it wont do is improve my spelling..”)
you’re great, your way to sing reminds me madeline kahn in the muppet show when she sung “feet”
love it!!!!
OMG, this is amazing! <3
wonderful, wonderful, wonderful…